maliciousmelons:

when you are in a hurry and someone wont let the conversation end

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jointhefandomtheysaid:

thearchangeltrickster:

firetruckingawesomeness:

randomlittlespark:

haleytheasian:

WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR ME TO LEAVE THIS WEBSITE

leaving home is always hard

That was beautiful.

it’s also pretty hard to escape from hell

That wasn’t as beautiful.

(via rosemoriarty1895)

br0lan:

my coworker just told me about a kid he knew in second grade that was really allergic to peanuts but one day during lunch he said that he couldn’t take it anymore and wanted to know what reeses taste like so he pulled out his epipen, ate the reese cup then stabbed himself with the epipen and told the teacher to call the hospital and that kid is the most hardcore kid I’ve ever heard of I wanna be his friend 

(via demigodgleek)

braginskey:

why do people have like 74973 different names for these

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dragonkittyintheanomaly:

vermofftiss:

dictatorofturtles:

Sitting on top of tables is one of the most satisfying things, I don’t even know why it just feels so perfect.

Sitting on top of tables increases happiness by 5000%. I wonder if anyone actually knows why.

we’re all cats in disguise?

(via can-you-not-omg)

dietchola:

i’m terrified of lady bugs because when i was 10 my bathroom got infested by them and they laid eggs in my shower but i didn’t know that so when i went to take a shower one time i turned on the water and thousands of lady bugs came flying out of the drain and i sat in the bathtub and i cried

(via can-you-not-omg)

sweet-tea-in-the-tardis:

amijusttumblinalone:

candyredterezi:

kitten-burrito:

How do you know?  Did you actually offer it some?



Man, some people aren’t fit to own Wiis.

I guess you could say they aren’t.. wii fit.

did you just

Sit the fuck down.
samandriel:


amandakaskey:

beingapotterheadisawesome:

I don’t know if I should cry or cry

maybe cry

have you tried crying
whovenger-hiddlebatch-lock:

cooperandercum:

mymagical-childhood:

ifwehadaboat:

orangedahlias:

cheddylancooper:

vvelvvet:

mspapadventures:

THAT ONE PENCIL IS PISSOMG ME OFF
YOU KNOW WHICH ONE

WHY WOULD THIS HAPPEN

oh gOD

oh man, my ocd cant deal with this shit

This is not okay. Oh my god.

someone please photoshop that pencil to fix it

fixed it

heatingpad:

how are your grades?

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(via can-you-not-omg)

silxnce:

assbutt-from-gallifrey:

whinecraft:

berserkerbaby:

i still can’t believe americans don’t call car parks
car parks wtf

is that where you bring your car on weekends so it can play with other cars

NO IT’S WHERE YOU PARK YOUR FUCKING CAR

Almost like an area of land, a lot if you will, for parking cars. A parking lot.

(Source: generalnazgrim, via can-you-not-omg)

tom-spanks:

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

(via can-you-not-omg)

officialwhitegirls:

plugging in a usb on the right side on the first try 

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